Now Playing Tracks

piranhapunk:

image

Twenty-five years and three days later, reality takes a tip from fiction and charts “Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album Mandatory Fun at number one, with over 100,000 sales during it’s first week. In his 31 year long career, with 14 studio albums to his name, this is the first time he’s hit the top- and the first comedy album by ANY artist to hit #1 since 1960! Congratulations, Al! image

dollsahoy:

cryptfly:

cannibalcoalition:

asksecularwitch:

thesabbit:

cannibalcoalition:

witknitch:

MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

I REPEAT, MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

CAN CONFIRM HAVE RECENTLY SNAPCHATTED AN ENTIRE AISLE OF PUMPKINS

*STARTS PANICKING*

CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE. WE HAVE VISUAL.

OH SHIT OH SHIT

*vibrates*

ankoku-jin:

chibihamster:

dhante-the-vampire:

butcherofblavikenrps:

fakevermeer:

Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?

Most Native English adult speakers who have taken the test fall in the range 20,000–35,000 words. And for foreign learners of English, we’ve found that the most common vocabulary size is from 2,500–9,000 words.

I scored 21,500 FUCK YES

I’m a non-Native speaker with 25,600, what now?

27,500.  YES

26,900 and some of those words looked made up, fucking English!

36,800. Some of those words are archaic as fuck though, lol.

40,000 words. um… i’ll just… be over there. *runs and hides*

(Source: scipsy)

tashvi asked:

(> ^-^)> (Dahlia or Saxon, your choice)

j-has-a-nephilim-problem:

j-has-a-nephilim-problem:

"Oof!" A small body impacted J’s back at some speed, and arms bedecked with a rainbow of jelly bracelets snaked around her waist. She turned her head, looking slightly down into a familiar pair of smoky goggles.

J maneuvered herself around so that she faced the little basilisk-boy, and ruffled his hair. “Hi there, Saxon. You surprised me! What’s going on?”

"Oh wow, look at that!" J admired the multicolored caps adorning Saxon’s little clawed fingertips. "Did Jhrdwyn have this done for you?" While her detoxifying tattoo most likely made her resistant to the venoms that his hybrid body naturally produced, and Dante was resistant to almost everything, it was a very prudent safety measure. Saxon had to be sure not to share his food or drink, and was extremely vigilant about the smoked goggles that protected others from his deadly gaze. Poor little guy had to be so careful.

Bouncing in place, Saxon nodded vigorously, then took one of J’s hands and compared one of her black-lacquered nails with one of his claws, now tipped in a sparkly black sheath.

tashvi asked:

(> ^-^)> (Dahlia or Saxon, your choice)

j-has-a-nephilim-problem:

"Oof!" A small body impacted J’s back at some speed, and arms bedecked with a rainbow of jelly bracelets snaked around her waist. She turned her head, looking slightly down into a familiar pair of smoky goggles.

J maneuvered herself around so that she faced the little basilisk-boy, and ruffled his hair. “Hi there, Saxon. You surprised me! What’s going on?”

His grin showing teeny fangs, Saxon let go to show J the colorful little caps now tipping his lethal claws. They appeared to be the kind used by veterinarians and grooming parlours to cover the claws of cats, and it looked like whoever had applied them had used every color they could get their mitts on. No more accidental venomous scratches!

Prisoner of Circumstance

sterlingstorm:

For a moment, Sterling simply blinked at Jacob. He wanted to burst out laughing, but that would have been rude. “Some guys aren’t secure enough in their sexuality to feel comfortable with the idea of getting hands-on with another guy.” He shrugged, this was something he was used to, and sometimes he even used it to his advantage.

"The club I went to was called the Raven. It was a bit goth, especially since Nenna and her partner took it over. It wasn’t the biggest club, but they always drew a good crowd. I was friends with the DJ, and sometimes he’d let me pick the music."

"What, really?? That’s really cool. Does that happen a lot? DJs letting friends pick the music everyone gets to hear?" He sounded so young to his own ears, and it was a little embarrassing, but what could he do? These were things he didn’t know. He could only learn by asking.

To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union